Alright you dumb bimbo here is a wonderful list of costumes ideas for you. Because Halloween is around the corner, and you can never wait until the last minute to decide. Otherwise your costume will be shitty, so we’re going to need to plan ahead of time so you can be the hottest piece of ass this Halloween.
You could easily be the generic slutty girl. Where you can just pick a random costume like nurse, pirate, ghost, and so on, but make that outfit slutty. So you could be a slutty pirate or a slutty nurse, or even a slutty ghost. And those are all good ideas, and those costumes can easily be made as well. Now the slutty category isn’t just for nurses, ghosts, or pirates. It goes for about any Halloween outfit you can think of like clown, hobo, or ninja. But not like a real hobo, more like a Norman Rockwell hobo. But the list could go on forever, because you can make any Halloween outfit into a whores outfit, and look fabulous as well.
There is also the option of the sexy animal outfit. Where you just dress up in a hot corset and heels. Then you just put on some animal ears, and then all of a sudden you’re a sexy animal, but without looking like an animal. Generally this can be done with cat or bunny ears. Generally soft and gentle animals, I don’t think a sexy dog would be very sexy at all. But that category is also an option.
Then there is just dress like someone who’s famous who’s a slut. Like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, and Marilyn Monroe. Or even a Superhero who doesn’t wear that much clothes like Wonder Woman. Or you could even dress up as someone who’s famous, but who isn’t known for being slutty. Like Nancy Regan, Charley Chaplin, or the Virgin Mary. But if you did pick someone who’s isn’t known for dressing like a slut, you would dress as a slutty version of them.
You could always do a serious scary outfit but that’s just stupid. Because even if you had the best costume in the party, it will never attract as many boys as a sexy version of that. For example let’s say you went as a hobo, men wouldn’t be pushing each other to talk to you. But if you were a sexy hobo, the boys would be all over that. So while serious costumes can be fun, they’re not really good at picking up men. And that’s what this is all about.
But as easy as it sounds you can’t just dress like a whore. Because while that is the easiest way of doing this. We have to have your outfit stand out of the crowd of sexy animals and slutty clowns. We need this costume to be the end all of slutty costumes.
But I think that the best costumes would probably be a slutty nurse, Paris Hilton, sexy farm girl, or slutty cop. I’m not sure which one is the best idea just yet. I’m sure if you try really hard you’ll have the best slutty outfit ever.
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i want dress as a slutty!!!