I was in the car getting driven to My destination, just got ready to make a bunch videos after to entrap all you retarded morons into being even more retarded for Me.
I was on the phone having a slave text Me as his brainwashing was sinking in. Garbage bought Me these boots and click click click he was texting away telling Me how he was falling deeper and deeper.
I was chatting with Garbage via text messages totally pressing My soles into his soul and was preparing him for further shopping, our next Zappos trip.
I was copying and pasting some of our conversations into a new diary entry on My laptop while he was grovelling to Me in text after text when SLIPPPPPP…. slide…. and the TrailBlazer started to ROLL! The first thing I think… I HAVE TO PROTECT MY FACE!!!!
So I take my arms and put them around my face… we roll several times and LAND UPSIDE DOWN!!!! The windows shattered and glass was flying around the car. My laptop is broken up and partially busted but still useable.
I got some bad scratches but thank god nothing is going to scar! I slipped out of my seat belt and hit my head and my shoulder on the roof. I spent the night in the hospital, but I’m okay.
Four sets of stitches on my arm and a splint on My finger; but The Goddess is tough as shit. I can roll 3 times and be totally okay. Nothing is going to stop Me. I’m not going anywhere…. not like My TrailBlazer which is DESTROYED. Going to update My journal later with lots of presents and other stuff… going to pop a valium and go shopping to make myself feel better. Thank god for X-mas hours!!!!
I am very happy they do nothing serious happened! You are very strong and nothing can happen to you, you the Queen!
OMG!
This has been an absolutely crazy year for You, Queen. This baby cumbucket wishes it could take care of Your every need for a month straight so that You wouldn’t have to worry about Bermudan, borung things, and could concentrate on being beautiful and evil!
OXOXOXO
Bukkake Bucket
LMAO! Correction to my previous comment…
“so that You wouldn’t have to worry about mundane, boring things,”
Fucking spellchecker! LOL