Yuck, ick and yikes! You might have thought it was just bad luck that you ended up with a cocktail weenie in your panties but it’s a wee bit more complicated than that! (Haha, get it… wee?! Wee wee?!) Anyways, I know I’m lollalicious but we must move on.
In fact, your tiny penis is a genetic marker for superior females. Like a red flag warning alert your tiny penis tells Us a lot about your genetic quality.
What does your tiny penis tell US women about your entire genetic line? It’s just a penis right? WRONG! It’s much more than that… it’s a descriptive knub, persay. Your little pecker tells Us one of two things about your mother…
A) your mother is stupid
or
B) your mother is pathetic
Now I wouldn’t just go saying these things about your mother without good reason! I have drawn My conclusions from very solid sources.
If the answer is A) your mother probably didn’t think it through very hard. She fell in love and didn’t have the intuition to foresee what a tiny penis accompanies. A tiny penis says a lot about your heritage… but we’ll get into that later.
If the answer is B) your mother is pathetic… she either couldn’t do better or she knowingly settled and came to terms with your fathers minuscule micro-weenie.
Perhaps she figured that she wouldn’t be able to find another rich man? A rich man with a LARGE do-dad. Or maybe your mother wasn’t attractive enough? Or maybe your mother just didn’t have the game.
If you’re sporting that a little thing, well.. I’m going to bet your mother is stupid.
She probably got caught up with her feelings for your father and settled for his tiny member. Chances are your mother is from a long line of retarded ladies who married for love; instead of love AND penis size. Don’t forget you CAN have it all ladies…
After many generations of retarded women marrying small dicked men; you were born… and the earth cried a silent tear. That’s why… I would never want anything to do with a small dicked freak. You OWE ME loser… you owe Me and every superior female on this planet just for existing… after all… you ARE the runt of the litter… aren’t you?
Like your father before you, you’re tainting the human genetic pool…. And I demand reparations. So buy Me something off My wishlist stupid!!! (to the right of the page)
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