DO NOT ask “How are you?”
If you’re going to message Me you need to have a few facets of Chat Etiquette down. First off, NO SMALL TALK. I’m not even sure why I have to say this but any moron with half a brain will realize that as a Goddess or someone who is popular (This goes for anyone high up in social circles in real life as well) have a lot of incoming contact.
Think about it, dumbass!
People message Me a lot, people call Me a lot, people CONTACT Me a lot in various ways and I DO NOT want to be asked “How are you?” by ANYONE.
Hypothetically;
If I was to respond to this question every time I was asked in any given day
-→ On an average day I get asked “How are you?” around sixty to three hundred times
- Let’s say it takes 30 seconds to :
A) Respond with some bullshit answer or
B) Give you some semblance of a real answer that you probably don’t deserve.
- H-E-L-L-O !!! My feelings are a very intimate part of My life… Who the fuck do you think you are demanding privy information such as My emotional status? What have you done for Me? Unless you are a big time spender – don’t even bother with the small talk.
- I’m not exactly the type of girl to be curt. Let’s say I’m in a bad mood. Oh, what if I’m in a TERRIBLE mood? You could have had the opportunity to cheer Me up by sending Me a tribute or humiliating yourself for My pleasure but no…. you had to ask “THE QUESTION”…. and what do you think you asking Me “how I am” is going to do loser? It’s going to immediately direct My thoughts to perform an emotional and situational self analysis.
If that isn’t clear to you… that means… DRAWING ATTENTION to how I’m NOW annoyed for getting asked such mundane question repeatedly.
It adds up loser and if I was to put up with this shit… it would be a waste of about 30 minutes of My time everyday. This isn’t even counting the annoying people in real life pleading for My attention. Just don’t do it.
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