Help! I’m in a Third World Country….

What is with no where taking Credit Card here? The first hotel I stayed in even at 230 Euros a night was like the closet I keep My shoes in. Hello I am NOT a hamster! The hotel I am staying in right now is absolutely unreal. Much more suited to My tastes.

I’m dying to tell all of you pigs; ALL about My vacation but unfortunately due to creepy stalkers I cannot disclose my location at the moment. If you are a slave lucky enough; and loyal enough to Me to earn this privilege you must send tribute and contact Me via email.

You will all be thrilled to hear that I have a big time pictures update coming up, the release of My new Website on Valentines Day and the Members Area is going to be fully updated and rockin’ with a bunch of new content! Oh; and speaking of Valentines Day when I was browsing around Window Shopping this morning (totally freezing in My cute lil skirt I’m wearing) I came across a $260 Euros dress; THE PERFECT DRESS FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! E-mail Me on details of how to send Me money to buy Me this. It is short, lacey and white and the only one OF YOU LOSERS who is going to get a glimpse is the proud purchaser.

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