Now, I know its been a while since I’ve graced you guys with My presence but my life is much too important to bother myself with the trivial feelings of morons like yourselves. I’ve been up to much more important things; so much more important than you that I wouldn’t dare bother share them with you… not because I don’t want to share the bubbily fantastic joys of being someone as Supreme as Myself but more because you don’t deserve that glimpse into My fantastic life at all.
So instead I’m going to talk about my new house. I have no idea where to put my shoes; it is angering Me because I really don’t feel like figuring out where to put hundreds of pairs. I had to ditch most of my boxes in the move and many of the shelving options for shoes just take up too much room and they are UGH tacky. I’m not into those ridiculous over the door shoe racks and I had to get rid of a lot of my shoeboxes in My move. I deserve to have someone figure this out for Me.
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