Oh My — Is it a new icon?

I actually ended up in the hospital… maaaaybe, just maybe I need to slow my lifestyle down a bit. Haha — I’ve always been a whirlwind going a million times faster than everyone else. What happens when your mind goes so fast that your body can’t keep up? Exhaustion. I’ve taken a break over the last week recovering, laying in the backyard in my bikini reading books and enjoying some Valium. Well piggies I DO have some bad news for you. Today is my last day of Valium and I’m going to be a lot less *sweet* and a lot more ready to stick it in to you morons — and hard.

I don’t see why I should even have to bring this to any of your attentions. If you expect ANYTHING from Me… if you are even going to ASK Me for anything — ever. You better make sure you are in My good graces first. Have you tributed Me recently? Bought Me a gift? Called Me on Keen and racked up the $$$ while I laugh and humiliate you? If the answer is no and you think I’m going to respond to you… Oh sweetie, you are just sooooo off! So OFF!

If you are one of My good piggies, who HAS been keeping in touch, and even if you haven’t spoke with Me recently, been taking care of Me and waiting for Me then you can expect an email from Me very soon. I’m going into My email to take care of everything that came in when I was sick. So… lol sit by those inboxes and hope for some email from the Divine! Hahaha… because you know that I am the closest to God you are going to get.

And for those of you who keep running away because of “real life”, “societies judgments” and views of other people remember…

“Men are not disturbed by things, but by the views they take of them” Epictetus