So let’s see, in My last diary entry I was filling My pathetic piggies in on *some* of My trip to Canada so far. I could tell you all about the hotels I stayed at, or the amazing five star restaurants AND the crazy roadside bars in the middle of nowhere bumfuck USA… but, you’re not worth the time, it would take all day to give an adequate account of all My adventures. I use the word adventures a lot, and it’s for a good reason; because interesting and exciting things happen all the time when you’re beautiful, brilliant and the most all around amazing person that everyone you ever meet has ever met.
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I got that Drive to Domination
I’m sure you losers must be dying to know what Kat and I have gotten up to in the last couple days. So while I’m obviously not going to give you ALL the details, heh… well maybe if you beg… anyway, it was a hell of a long road trip getting here, but of course it got stretched out a little by the fact that you freaks were putting me up in luxury hotels every night. HAHA. I would never put up with the kind of travel conditions you do, you dirty maggot fuck. So I spent a few days on the road, driving like a total sexy maniac and doing some serious bonding with My fucking hot ass Jeep Cherokee in the process. As a true humiliatrix I have no problem emasculating losers on the road, too… And I spent some serious quality time with My very best kitty friend, mewmew! She had a wonderful time wearing adorable outfits and tricking the border guards into thinking she was people. It’s really amazing the kind of jobs that complete idiots end up in, seriously.
Financial Domination, Cali Style
I’m starting to think the ONE and ONLY benefit of being an incredibly pathetic fucking LOSER is that you will never know just how incredibly exhausting it is owning so much stuff! I mean, it is really impossible to wrap one’s head around just how MUCH stuff I have managed to fit into this amazing little apartment of mine! And yes, lol My apartment is on the small side, as you may know… size just isn’t My main criteria. For an apartment that is, OMFG – you and your teeny clitty are STILL shit out of luck, fuckface, so don’t even.
You would think packing up all My countless belongings is a job for slaves, and obviously the heavy lifting *will* be handled by brainless peons, but of course My possessions are too precious to be pawed over by perverts. I do wish My favorite kitty Kat was here to bend over b- uhhh, I mean help Me packing up boxes?? *POUT*
But even though it is terrible time consuming, I do like packing in a way, since virtually all of My many possessions bring up such hilarious memories for Me… memories of past humiliations I put you losers through, like all those pints of delicious warm piggy piss you faggots have been priviliged to drink so you could fill up My lingerie drawers with tiny slips of silk and lace you could never hope to touch… not to mention literally counltess Amazon certificates – I mean, I always tell Myself I’ll get around to adding up just how much piggie money I spend, one of these days just for fun, but *somehow* I’m always just too busy to care. That’s for you to deal with on your credit card bill isn’t it fuckface? Haha that’s right.
So just keep those dollars rolling in puppets, you know I’ve got a LOT of shopping to do in Cali.
Supreme Deity
How could Einstein accomplish so much with a mere IQ of 160? Overexcitability is your answer.
Don’t expect what is satisfactory to you will be satisfactory to Me.
My body is extremely advanced and sensitive. When I was a young girl I would get headaches in school when they would be using cooking oil in the kitchen. Ugh; by the time I was picked up everyday to go out for lunch I would be sick from just smelling the food that the other children were eating. Have you heard of the Princess and The Pea? This Princess empathizes. This is Princess and the Pea for real and I am not apt* to living the live of a peasant. I buy only the highest quality cuts of meat, and if you weren’t so fatty you’d be next on My platter pig.
Yes, I’m white. No – I don’t tan. I’m not interested in it what-so-ever. I don’t have any blemishes to hide. I’m proud of My race. It isn’t that I view other races as inferior. I just know that My perfect porcelain skin is superior.
When it comes to food, perfumes, linens, only the best quality will do. You may not think that the extra $40 or $400 for luxury is worth it…. Think of this much like an insurance policy. I have higher requirements and demands; but the pay off will be so much greater in the end for being able to be a part of The New World. For ensuring the health and happiness of your Princess.
I am very sensitive to light as My perfect porcelain skin may have lead you to believe. I don’t like to go out during the day as this is near blinding to Me. I am extremely sensitive to many smells that other people do not even notice. Don’t even try to start to think you see the world as I do.
Being a supremely gifted individual I hold several unique gifts; “Dabrowski’s Overexcitabilities”.
Through My research I have learned these “Overexcitabilities” are genetic. They are found on both sides of My Royal Bloodline. They are also seen throughout time in accomplished individuals in the fields of Art, Science and Politics.
In the case of a natural disaster, asteroid, severe climate change My Kingdom will take root in the outside World. There will need to be a rise to power and I will be ready to fill that role and guide the new world.
I’ve undergone Positive Disintegration through my own intellectual and personal development. Dabrowski argued that only those who have went through Positive Disintegration would hold “true personality”.
I am functioning in an evolved human state; Many times you may not understand My reasons but you have to trust that I know better than you. Connecting the dots and drudging back through mounds of cognitive processes just so you; the animal can understand what I have to say… isn’t exactly on the top of My to do list.
Diapered dummy; conditioned from childhood
The Princess: What is the most pathetic thing you’ve done for a superior woman like Myself
Diapered Loser: honestly, there was one memorable event with my mother and i when i was growing up
The Princess: Oh?
Diapered Loser: yes … i was about 10 yrs old
11:54 and had been “sassy” with her
11:56 anyway, one night i happened to pee the bed
11:56 and i came out to the living room, groggy … and laid down on the floor
11:57 the next thing i knew my mother was lifting my legs and was diapering me … i was begging her, crying, pleading for her not to, but she just matter of factly went ahead and diapered me and sent me back to bed
Oh god it makes Me laugh how easy it is to totally mess up a child mentally. This mother makes Me laugh to an unreal degree. My parents would have never forced anything on Me as a child. Although I (unlike this loser) was potty trained far before any of the other children on MY own accord.
I grew up very quickly and acted just like a miniature adult. I was reading books at the age of one by memorizing the entire thing and actually reading easily by age two and devouring books by age three.
When My parents wanted to get a point across they would intellectually manipulate Me. They weren’t so barbaric to hit me or humiliate Me. This intellectual humiliation is something I picked up on very quickly. This skill makes Me an ideal dominatrix for mind-fucking pathetic losers and retards. It makes Me the ideal superior for financially dominating money piggy’s and for humiliating losers beyond any recognition.
Perfect to completely fuck them over and drag them into the world of financial domination. Financial domination, a world that they may not have explored or played with yet.
Special Snowflake Syndrome
Special Snowflake Syndrome
This is something that I run into ALL of the time. “Special Snowflake Syndrome” Now what is Special Snowflake Syndrome you may ask? Shut up. Sit Down. You’re absolutely retarded and you are about to find out how you got this way.
Mp3-Mp4 Listen NOW!
small penis confessional
Oooh, I am just so full of great ideas. I think someone should just pay Me to sit on a beach with a drink in hand and think, think, think… because I’m so fucking brilliant! It just makes sense!
Surely after realizing that most of our current amenities were provided for Us by a small group of intellectual elites
I came up with the idea for a new site. A SMALL penis confessional. Where absolute retarded losers can post small penis confessions, embarrassing stories and situations, absolute rejections and even pictures of their teenie tiny weenies!
Small dicked men? Just think about this as a great way to make up your inadequacies — by supplying the world with laughter! This going along with My plans to have most teenie dicked men in chastity so they don’t give in on their compulsions to take advantage of stupid women that might actually FEEL bad for them… more on this on piggyroast.com!
Clips4Sale: Cocksucking 101
Forced Cocksucking 101: IN HD
Forced faggotry is a specialty of Goddess Katherine & Mistress Jennifer. We specialize in turning loser, bi’s, sissies, fags and even straight men into total faggots who end up drooling for cock. Do you think you’re a real man? Do you think you can resist taking a big juicy salty sweaty cock for US? I challenge you not to after following Kat & I’s cocksucking tutorial. This is part one, an introduction to sucking cock. We talk about WHY you’re going to be sucking cock for US and give you lots of pointers on how to get started. Cocksucking is a fine art…. and we’re your adorable, sexy, demanding, dominant teachers. This is the ONLY way you can please US so…. Open wide sweetie…. and get ready for a nice…. big…. juicy…
