Lessons in being an elegant bimbo.

Dress for Success

There are several things that must be done if you want to be a proper bimbo. Today, we are going to have the most important lesson and that is to look like an escort. When people look at you I want them to assume that someone somewhere is going to be paying you for sex, but not just *straight up fucking* companionship but arm candy as well. It is important that when someone gazes at you that their first though is “I bet she fucks for money.”

It is doubly important to look elegant but don’t forget to be mysterious as well. Sure, you fuck for money… but your man is going to have to take you to Red Lobster first! or to the Denny’s. It really depends on how good you look!

But bimbo, you are going to need to remember that you do more than just “fuck for money”. You, bimbo, provide an invaluable service! That is, aside from being a vessel for cum.

You have to ask yourself? How am I going to be a classy escort instead of just some bar whore? Attire! That’s right. Attire is the  simple the first step, the most important step, it’s what separates “street walking cock suckers” from “Denny’s escorts”. Wearing a fishnet top, pink bra, and hot pants may seem like a fun idea, and I’m sure that all you sissy faggots would have a great time dressing that way, but if you do, then you are going to look like someone who blows truckers at the Flying J. Yes, while that can be fun AND exciting, it’s not what I am shaping you to become. I find it FAR too vanilla for you to dress like a hobo hooker who shops at Goodwill.

SO instead what you should wear is a tiny black dress. SO simple yet far too complex for you mindless faggots to figure out. Something tiny, soooo tiny that I want men to look at you and stare at your ass because it looks as if your ass is going to show at any second. That tinier the better. That goes for any outfit – but it has to look classy at the same time.

Party girl

Next is makeup and hair. This REALLY separates classless bimbos from the elegant sluts. I want your skin to look flawless, I want your hair to look perfect, and I want your makeup to look beyond fabulous. Everything must match and go together.

This is where I come in handy… because without Me… chances are you have the outfit matching capability of Helen Keller. Without MY divine assistance… you would end up hooking over at the Flying J in a outdated 80′s wedding dress, (I can promise  you is a sure fire way to have a conversation with a cop). Make sure to also have a wardrobe of wigs! One for everyday at the very least. A blonde and a black one are a must! Ladies must change up their looks. I can’t tell you which style to get because really that depends on how jacked up your face is! and of course how well you do make up.  Your shoes must match as well, nothing in the universe is quite as revolting as a dumb whore who can’t match her shoes to her outfit. You might as well cut off your feet if you are going to do that.

I know you sissies are no closer to being an elegant lady than you were before you read this. Which is fine, because that is why I am here. I am here to dress you, mold you, and transition you into becoming an elegant bimbo. There are other things that you have to concern yourself with like body language and having giant stripper tits.