Princess Addiction

I was in the car getting driven to My destination, just got ready to make a bunch videos after to entrap all you retarded morons into being even more retarded for Me.

I was on the phone having a slave text Me as his brainwashing was sinking in. Garbage bought Me these boots and click click click he was texting away telling Me how he was falling deeper and deeper.

I was chatting with Garbage via text messages totally pressing My soles into his soul and was preparing him for further shopping, our next Zappos trip.

I was copying and pasting some of our conversations into a new diary entry on My laptop while he was grovelling to Me in text after text when SLIPPPPPP…. slide…. and the TrailBlazer started to ROLL! The first thing I think… I HAVE TO PROTECT MY FACE!!!!

So I take my arms and put them around my face… we roll several times and LAND UPSIDE DOWN!!!! The windows shattered and glass was flying around the car. My laptop is broken up and partially busted but still useable.

I got some bad scratches but thank god nothing is going to scar! I slipped out of my seat belt and hit my head and my shoulder on the roof. I spent the night in the hospital, but I’m okay.

Four sets of stitches on my arm and a splint on My finger; but The Goddess is tough as shit. I can roll 3 times and be totally okay. Nothing is going to stop Me. I’m not going anywhere…. not like My TrailBlazer which is DESTROYED. Going to update My journal later with lots of presents and other stuff… going to pop a valium and go shopping to make myself feel better. Thank god for X-mas hours!!!!

Just when I was sitting back to relax with Kat; and go through My list of slaves that need to be put into place; pictures that must be posted; stories that must be told and the pile of retards who are going to be thrown on the ruination fire because they think just because I have been really busy that they can do whatever they want. Umm; no!!!

Yesterday morning; I had an awesome bubble bath then I had some fun picking out some really HOT PINK hotpants for this chastity freak to wear then afterwards I was dancing around in my panties and getting a really great start to the morning…. When SLIPPPPPPPpppppp…….. The cats knocked over their water and I slipped (IN MY FUCKING PINK LACE PANTIES & BRA) into THE SPLITS!!!!!!!!

GAH; this alone would not have been so bad but my cat’s ceramic dish went right through MY LEFT HAND!!!! I am so happy that I am perfect and I never scar; or this would upset Me even more than it has and I was rather pissed off. I immediately called Kat; who got her pet to come by and pick Me up and take Me to emergency. They went next door to the clinic and looked for pretty dresses for her to wear at the sissy girl tea party We are having next week. I got some sweet ass valium! I didn’t get to see the dresses yet! Boo; Kat is keeping them as a surprise!

I got three stitches; so that means; one of you is going to need to get six stitches to make Me feel better. Or three of you need to get three stitches each…

I am going to need a new lace pink bra panty set; since mine got fucked up with BLOOD and a new dish for My precious naughty kitties. I also need lots of “FEEL BETTER PRINCESS”s not like I care about your wishes; nor will they make Me feel better; but your time is meant for Me; sooooo spend it away! Spend it… see look a comment button! Go wild!

Okay, I was being chauffeured around the other day in My truck; and My driver was totally retarded; and hit the vehicle in front of me. The car is under my name, as is the insurance so now I am dealing with piles of retarded paperwork and a nasty deductible! If there is anything I hate, paperwork is nearly on the top of this list. When my bill comes in the mail; you can be guess you fuckers are going to be paying my deductible; as well as MY insurance increase (not like you don’t pay MY insurance already). Oh; and speaking of bills that retarded whore ass nigga paid for some WoW for My friends and I.

Did the 80’s throw up on you?

Pammy’s girlfriend got into her e-mail and read all of the messages I’ve sent her; and our convos. For some reason she left her! I wonder if it was the big black dildo? or maybe the fact I made her dye her hair pink? Did the 80’s throw up all over you Pammy? I MEANT flamingo pink!

News: A little someone was EXTREMELY late paying; Payment PAID $3000: Current Owed $2000 in late charges Sadness: Grandpa died at 82 =( Annoying: Kat gave Me a FRICKEN COLD.

Anyways; I have this AWESOME domain coming up for renewal tomorrow! Can you guess what it is piggies?

I know one of you can! http://www._______-f________.com

Haha – It’s so fun to tease you

New pictures coming soon and lots of updates… I’m so happy this hell week is over!
Ugh!