Princess Addiction

This is going to be My fourth phone bought on slave’s dime. First the SideKick II, Blackberry 7250, Palm 700p and now I’m cashing in My amazon.com gift certificates from devoted paypets and raped losers to pick up the Blackberry BOLD.

It sure does look juicy doesn’t it? I’ve been looking for a few weeks to find the perfect phone. The Nokia E71 looked promising but I just couldn’t say no to the juicy sexy screen of the BlackBerry Bold. I’m not a big fan of the Iphone while it’s a good idea I couldn’t handle having touch screen only.

I eliminated anything without Querty immediately… a touch screen option would be nice as a back-up and to take quick notes. I really enjoyed the Querty + Touchscreen wh/ stylus on the Palm 700p (which I probably will be passing on to my mom to have her move on to being a little bit less technically retarded). They made the move to having external speakers on this beauty which means it’ll be great to watch movies on, catch up on youtube videos of slaves humiliating themselves for my amusement or just good old watching of pornography in inappropriate places.

A pet, preferably a cuckold loser is going to pay for my 3g wireless service and phonebill monthly. Contact Me for information on how to fill this lucky position of paying for something so personal.

Okay, I was being chauffeured around the other day in My truck; and My driver was totally retarded; and hit the vehicle in front of me. The car is under my name, as is the insurance so now I am dealing with piles of retarded paperwork and a nasty deductible! If there is anything I hate, paperwork is nearly on the top of this list. When my bill comes in the mail; you can be guess you fuckers are going to be paying my deductible; as well as MY insurance increase (not like you don’t pay MY insurance already). Oh; and speaking of bills that retarded whore ass nigga paid for some WoW for My friends and I.

Did the 80’s throw up on you?

Pammy’s girlfriend got into her e-mail and read all of the messages I’ve sent her; and our convos. For some reason she left her! I wonder if it was the big black dildo? or maybe the fact I made her dye her hair pink? Did the 80’s throw up all over you Pammy? I MEANT flamingo pink!

News: A little someone was EXTREMELY late paying; Payment PAID $3000: Current Owed $2000 in late charges Sadness: Grandpa died at 82 =( Annoying: Kat gave Me a FRICKEN COLD.

Anyways; I have this AWESOME domain coming up for renewal tomorrow! Can you guess what it is piggies?

I know one of you can! http://www._______-f________.com

Haha – It’s so fun to tease you

New pictures coming soon and lots of updates… I’m so happy this hell week is over!
Ugh!