Princess Addiction

Lessons in being an elegant bimbo.

Dress for Success

There are several things that must be done if you want to be a proper bimbo. Today, we are going to have the most important lesson and that is to look like an escort. When people look at you I want them to assume that someone somewhere is going to be paying you for sex, but not just *straight up fucking* companionship but arm candy as well. It is important that when someone gazes at you that their first though is “I bet she fucks for money.”

It is doubly important to look elegant but don’t forget to be mysterious as well. Sure, you fuck for money… but your man is going to have to take you to Red Lobster first! or to the Denny’s. It really depends on how good you look!

But bimbo, you are going to need to remember that you do more than just “fuck for money”. You, bimbo, provide an invaluable service! That is, aside from being a vessel for cum.

You have to ask yourself? How am I going to be a classy escort instead of just some bar whore? Attire! That’s right. Attire is the  simple the first step, the most important step, it’s what separates “street walking cock suckers” from “Denny’s escorts”. Wearing a fishnet top, pink bra, and hot pants may seem like a fun idea, and I’m sure that all you sissy faggots would have a great time dressing that way, but if you do, then you are going to look like someone who blows truckers at the Flying J. Yes, while that can be fun AND exciting, it’s not what I am shaping you to become. I find it FAR too vanilla for you to dress like a hobo hooker who shops at Goodwill.

SO instead what you should wear is a tiny black dress. SO simple yet far too complex for you mindless faggots to figure out. Something tiny, soooo tiny that I want men to look at you and stare at your ass because it looks as if your ass is going to show at any second. That tinier the better. That goes for any outfit – but it has to look classy at the same time.

Party girl

Next is makeup and hair. This REALLY separates classless bimbos from the elegant sluts. I want your skin to look flawless, I want your hair to look perfect, and I want your makeup to look beyond fabulous. Everything must match and go together.

This is where I come in handy… because without Me… chances are you have the outfit matching capability of Helen Keller. Without MY divine assistance… you would end up hooking over at the Flying J in a outdated 80′s wedding dress, (I can promise  you is a sure fire way to have a conversation with a cop). Make sure to also have a wardrobe of wigs! One for everyday at the very least. A blonde and a black one are a must! Ladies must change up their looks. I can’t tell you which style to get because really that depends on how jacked up your face is! and of course how well you do make up.  Your shoes must match as well, nothing in the universe is quite as revolting as a dumb whore who can’t match her shoes to her outfit. You might as well cut off your feet if you are going to do that.

I know you sissies are no closer to being an elegant lady than you were before you read this. Which is fine, because that is why I am here. I am here to dress you, mold you, and transition you into becoming an elegant bimbo. There are other things that you have to concern yourself with like body language and having giant stripper tits.

I feel that it is makeover time losers. I have been inspired by the return of the Jersey Shore!!! I know it is the epitome of trashy reality television and I cannot get enough of it!! So I want to transform you loser pigs into guidettes. I know it sounds so delicious that it can hardly be true. They are everything you trashy bimbos aspire to become. They look fabulous, they have men who resemble gorillas fawn over them, confidence, seduce men by shaking their asses and tits, love shopping, exercise, tanned, perfect hair and nails. Face it fucker it is everything you yearn to be, and I am going to help you attain with My divine ability to transform.

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Every piggy under My domain should strive to be a complete mindless bimbo for Goddess. Well what does that mean exactly? It means that you must be absolutely brainless and obey My every command loser. It means that every single day you will wank until your clitty until it is sore for Goddess, and then you will continue to wank. It is a colorful hedonistic lifestyle that every piggy should ponder. Where you main goal in life is to suck and to fuck for Goddess, To take in as many dicks as you possibly can for Goddess. To swallow so much cum that your piggy stomach bursts and you just throw up heaps of cum, and lick it up because Goddess wants it.

Every piggy knows that they want to be degraded to the status of bimbo.Except so few can actually find their way to being a complete deranged bimbo without My help. There is not any shame in asking for a guiding hand to show you the proper path. With My help and guidance I can show you how to be a perfect mindless cum starved bimbo. I’ll be generous and give you the very important first step that every piggy must take to be a bimbo for Goddess.

Go in the backyard, assuming you have access to one, and dig a hole. Piggys are supposed to be very good at digging holes. Fill the bottom of the hole with newspapers and then soak the papers in lighter fluid. Now put your gross shit stained boxers and briefs on top of the paper, add more lighter fluid. Set on fire and watch the first part of your manhood burn into ashes piggy. From here on out you are a bimbo and you will only wear the sluttiest panties available for Goddess.

This is normal bimbo attire. I would say this is more on the conservative side of looking like a bimbo actually. Those shorts should be tighter and shorter. I should be able to see the bimbos ass hanging from the shorts so no one has to wonder what your bimbo ass looks like. The shirt should be more revealing and tighter as well. I want to see a bimbo slut NOT  an Amish housewife. The shirt has one purpose and that’s to cover your upper torso, leaving your lower torso exposed so every Man can fantasize about shooting his load all over it.

Y’know they say “A girl’s just gotta have fun!” and I really got to AGREE! That is especially when it’s all for MY amusement.

This Princess doesn’t really like to do anything. She prefers to be waited on hand and foot. She mainly likes to spend Her time in Her superior mind. Like a GOD should.

Now, I’ve always really looked down on Sensors. I mean I have a hard enough time communicating with average people, but when it comes to sensors I feel I need to go through an entire translation process.

Sensors live in the moment, they get enjoyment out of “doing things” and My entire life I thought they were absolutely worthless but I’ve came to learn differently. Sensors were put on earth solely to carry out MY Divine Order for them. With the exception of those ridiculous religious fanatic nut job SJ bitches, I believe those were put on earth to send ME obnoxious emails about how I’m going to hell, and well… why don’t I show you this splendid example that was sent to ME today!

“Please, spare me a few minutes and read this letter I sent to My beloved Angel, my darling Mother

EASTER GREETINGS OF ABORTED CHILD TO ITS MOTHER

My dearly beloved Mummy, I wish you from the bottom of my heart, A HAPPY EASTER.

Jesus Christ was carried in the womb of his Blessed Mother Mary for 9 months. Mary gave birth to him and nurtured him till he grew up and accomplished his mission. Through his teachings, death and resurrection, the world came to know more about God and is saved. If Mary had aborted Jesus Christ, the world would not be celebrated”

How did these complete psychos get Me on their message list? HELLO!? DID YOUR HUSBAND ADD ME? IS HE JERKING OFF TO MY PICS? GET A LIFE PEOPLE; YOUR GOD ISN’T REAL; DIDN’T YOU GET THE MEMO: IT’S RIGHT HERE.

As I was saying before MY wild tangent; Sensors; ah yes. The perfect little lap dogs! It’s true they are a lot like dogs and Pammy; well She is a Puffy Poodle with the biggest stretched out man pussy you ever did saw! I do get quite aggravated with My intuitive slaves who are rather reluctant to do things; not that they don’t totally worship and adore ME. It is just hard for them to get up and actually do the things I tell them to when they are so busy thinking about ME. That is … EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY. Gives you those warm fuzzies? DON’T IT?

Anyways, I just got off the phone with this little bitch sitting in the parking lot at WalMart. When I say these Sensors will do any task; it’s not just for anyone. They only make a good slave to someone who knows how to mold them, handle them, instruct them, brainwash them. Sensors are a lot like dogs disgusting and totally worthless unless you train them.

Unfortunately even then, they are still rather worthless! Through ME is the only way these pets will ever learn to be useful members of MY society; living in MY Kingdom with MY ultimate GOAL to live in a town of MY followers who follow MY Divine Order for their lives.

Slave Hierarchies? You better believe it.

I’ve been training Pammy for two years and now it is time She starts to really transform for real. I need to get her in the right mindset if I’m going to have her really turn into the ultimate bimbo slut forever. How so you might ask am I doing this?

Well for starters; I had this Bimbo walk out the door wearing a super tight white t-shirt with a visible padded bra, skin tight sparkly pants, and a pretty blonde Wig. Lets not forgetting the 1 pound of butter shoved up her pussy (4 whole sticks)!

Before this bimbo bitch walked out the door I needed to get her juiced up so She wouldn’t cop out. I had read on Erowid about some middle aged twat snorting Viagra to bank his sex kitten of a middle aged ho-bag; totally revolting… but I regress!

Four Hour Hard On

It was clear to Me that this bimbo whore needed a shot of LUV to the brain. Crush m’ and Snort m’ sweetie!!!!! You’re about to get a four hour hard on.

I got this Bimbo bitch to confirm with Me on cam everything was on and get into her truck. Take along the dildos I said! Take them… YES DO! “My Dildos?” LOLLLLL what do you think dummy! I’m going to make you put them on your feet and go ice skating? NO. I’ll save that for a video.

She trucked along to Walmart in her Bimbo wig and slut attire. When she got to the parking lot I could tell that she was getting nervous. I started to tease the little bitch, I made her shove her realistic dildo up her pussy … Just as she was doing it. BAM a car pulls up beside her. This is what dreams are made of! This is what dreams are made of! Hahaha… (just having a personal moment with Myself here) Anyways; just as the VIAGRA is getting a little bit HARDER to handle (harder haaaw… I’m awesome!) I instructed this little sissy bitch to start stroking herself for ME.

Oh that’s a good girl; get yourself really nice and hard for The PRINCESS so everyone can see your giant boner in those tight tight pants. Did I mention that you’re going to wear that giant 8 inch dildo that’s in your pussy right now in your ass while you’re inside the store shopping for Me? Oh… sorry sweetie… You’re not taking that BIG Dildo out of your pussy until you get home; ( a 30 minute drive ) !

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(THIS SWEETIE IS HUNG BOYS; ANYONE IN ATLANTA FOR A HOOKUP?)

I then gave her a really humiliating list of things to buy including little girls party hats, streamers, slutty lingerie, XXL condoms, economy size lubricant, tube socks, pink lace, ribbon, sewing wool, 5 cartons of eggs… just to name a few; y’know the usual!

Then the cope de gras! This bitch is drinking a clear DR.Pepper bottle full of her own piss. Her own piss!!! Which she has to take up to the Walmart checkout counter and ask the ladies if they have a straw she could have.

Then she has to take a long sexy drink, and stroll around sipping her fine nectar acting flirty for all the boys. When she checks out with the lingerie, she can’t put it on the checkout counter. She is to hand it directly to the lady at the counter check out; bat her eyelashes, and make some total eyeconactage.