Financial domination is surrender. It is the act of surrendering the one vital element that you still possess that allows you to call yourself a man. It’s vital to your survival, as without appealing to Me with your cash you won’t exist to Me at all… and if you don’t exist to Me? Hunny, you just simply don’t exist.

The New Year is MINE! Cheer, spread the word, jump for joy, and grab your joystick! 2009 is The Year of Absolute Royalty! I’m in the car right now on My laptop going out for Dinner with My best male buddy. He drives Me around everywhere it’s awesome and in return I let him drive My Jeep (only while he’s driving Me around) It’s a great deal, I think. We’re listening to some awesome 80’s classic rock and going out for some steak & sushi for dinner.

I love driving. Especially in My new sparkillly baby but everything in Indiana is so sprawled out I pretty much need someone to drive Me around. How else would I be able to fiddle around on the internet with My BlackBerry Bold 9000? Or update My Livejournal on My laptop? Do My make-up in-route to the destination (I’m a maser of in car mascara… they say NO on the package but I’m just dangerous like that.) Or read Manga while blinding cars coming in the opposite direction with the dome light? Ja, life ist good.

As some of you know I totally fucked a lot of you over using My blonde wigs while I dyed My hair every color under the sun from April – December. I had white blonde then white blonde with purple and pink tips in a gradient, then I dyed it half light baby pink and half blonde, after that I went ALL HOT PINK (which was sexy as sin) and a few close devoted pets got to see! After that I went ALL PURPLE which was cool and deep…. Then I dyed the tips dark blood red and the rest of My hair black and BOY do I ever look STUNNING with black hair!

After that I went ALL black! Then redish burgundy, and back to My natural color of dark reddish brown with golden highlights. After close to a year of hair insanity I felt like I needed a change. A change back to the hair I had for the last few years prior. The hair I absolutely ADORE…. And that is BLONDE. After all… blondes DO have more fun. I know I do.

My current hair is a pretty light blonde in the front and in back a darker blonde with lots of golden and brown layers of color throughout the back. I’ve still got a bit of tweaking to do before it’s perfect (can’t take hair several levels without some dedication, time and proper care and attention)… but I &heart; it!

I had to start the year out right and a great way to do that is by having hair that I love!

I’m laying in bed overlooking the Lake and I have a perfect view of the waves crashing up against the shore – each one ignited by the moon-light.

Totally forgot about this, Ha Ha Ha...

Earlier this week decided last minute that I wanted to drop everything and fly to Chicago next day. So I booked my flight, packed my bags, and took off less than twelve hours later. I had some issues at the boarder. It’s a good thing that I left when I did. I’m told that if I don’t contact a lawyer and get some things worked out ASAP I’m going to lose my permanent residency which is absolutely tragic. If I go back to Canada (with a lawyers assistance) and willingly give up my permanent residency card I can file then file for a re-application and should be able to move back at my convenience. I would have to go through all sorts of garbage again! Fucking paperwork. It took me forever to get my residency and cost a fortune. I’ve sent paypig a demand for cash and it’s really important as my vacation is going to be extended (perhaps permanently!) until I can figure this whole thing out; something I didn’t exactly plan for!

Naturally I went shopping the moment I got into Chicago. I missed the city a lot, I missed the skyline, I missed Michigan Avenue.

I’m currently a hop skip and a jump outside of the city staying in a lake-front Mansion. I just got out of the large luxurious shower and I’m wrapped up in a sexy pink towel wrap that resembles lingerie. Dripping dry… So, Imagine me laying on my tummy with my legs bent at the knees while I show off My perfect soles painted pink from the heat of the shower.

Mwwaaah... superiority

For the next week or so I’m going to relaxxx a bit, take calls on keen, and once this lawyer thing is dealt with my bank account is lubed up again — I’ll be heading back into the city. Some major shopping is in order so e-mail me at worshipthequeen@gmail.com if you think you could be lucky enough to hold My bags while I hold your wallet in The Windy City.

HELL YES!!!!