Totally forgot about this, Ha Ha Ha...

Earlier this week decided last minute that I wanted to drop everything and fly to Chicago next day. So I booked my flight, packed my bags, and took off less than twelve hours later. I had some issues at the boarder. It’s a good thing that I left when I did. I’m told that if I don’t contact a lawyer and get some things worked out ASAP I’m going to lose my permanent residency which is absolutely tragic. If I go back to Canada (with a lawyers assistance) and willingly give up my permanent residency card I can file then file for a re-application and should be able to move back at my convenience. I would have to go through all sorts of garbage again! Fucking paperwork. It took me forever to get my residency and cost a fortune. I’ve sent paypig a demand for cash and it’s really important as my vacation is going to be extended (perhaps permanently!) until I can figure this whole thing out; something I didn’t exactly plan for!

Naturally I went shopping the moment I got into Chicago. I missed the city a lot, I missed the skyline, I missed Michigan Avenue.

I’m currently a hop skip and a jump outside of the city staying in a lake-front Mansion. I just got out of the large luxurious shower and I’m wrapped up in a sexy pink towel wrap that resembles lingerie. Dripping dry… So, Imagine me laying on my tummy with my legs bent at the knees while I show off My perfect soles painted pink from the heat of the shower.

Mwwaaah... superiority

For the next week or so I’m going to relaxxx a bit, take calls on keen, and once this lawyer thing is dealt with my bank account is lubed up again — I’ll be heading back into the city. Some major shopping is in order so e-mail me at worshipthequeen@gmail.com if you think you could be lucky enough to hold My bags while I hold your wallet in The Windy City.

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