The Humiliation of Sexual Inadequacy
The Sexual Inadequacy of Diaperslut, Part One: I hope everybody’s ready for storytime! Gather around children… okay that’s close enough, I don’t need to smell you dirty nasty monkeys! Now, the more clever little piggies among you probably already have an idea what this story will involve – the absolute and total sexual disaster that [...]
Saturday
Kim has come back home! I can’t tell you how amazing that feels. Saturday was an almost total success. I cooked her an amazing meal – all her favourites, including an asparagus and goats cheese salad starter, sea bass and chocolate mousse – and expensive wines – both to put her at her ease and [...]