Merry Ho-Ho-Holidays Ho-bags!!!
My Vacation (see My private life money slavery journal for details) was lovely but cost Me a fortune. Which in turn is going to end up costing you brain dead doorknobs a fortune! I’m going to tally up what My vacation cost Me and put up a “Pay for My vacation” ticker on My website where you can reimburse Me for every meal out, every tab on room service, My hotel room, as well as any shopping done while I was out on My trip. This seems fair doesn’t it crickets?
Came back to the lakeside mansion with a gothic Lolita handbook that someone bought anonymously, a new Lolita dress, a plentiful gift basket from babyboner. and a ton of fishnets, nylons & pantyhose waiting for Me from My pathetic little hooker slave Speaking of which!

Hooker, your brainwashing voice recording is done. I’ll be sending it to your e-mail along with your promotion of receiving an @absoluteroyalty.net e-mail address! Your new e-mail is hooker@absoluteroyalty.net . Congratulations on being promoted. You can reward Me by calling My ignore lines on Niteflirt when I’m out having fun while you sit at home in chastity!
I also got a lot of gifts from family & friends and boys who are beyond devoted and addicted to Me. A Gorgeous necklace, $1000 from My beloved Mommy (thanks babyboner for dishing out the cash for all My mom’s presents this year she is going to LOVE the tasty fragrances I picked out!), video games (yay eee!),
Most importantly I’ve got My new vehicle which is a Jeep Grand Cherokee with SPARKLE PAINT (omgosh!) and a smashing leather interior and all the bells and whistles. Now it’ll just need a new stereo system which you boys, are going to be paying for and some monster tires so I can run pretty much everyone down.
As nice as it’s been staying in a Mansion by the lake I’m looking into getting My apartment all set up and going back to school for college next semester. If I can’t get back into college on this short notice I’ll probably be going back in fall and having My sugar daddies footing the bill for Me to party; oh and learn stuff too. Fucking over Ho-bags 101? I wish I could totally teach that class!

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