Well it’s absolutely fucking fantastic! Summer is just around the corner; and I can tell that all of you horned up bitches are getting SPRING FEVER!
Every spring you guys get at least 20% dumber. Further proof that you are nothing but “animals” controlled by your pathetic sexual impulses that drive you to further destruction by MY hand. You can’t help yourselves *stroke stroke stroke* …. HAHA; I can’t imagine what it would be like to be so totally out of control!
Just thinking about it, makes me twitch all over. How disgusting! I must say I do remain rather fascinated and I’m always happy to watch as I drive you into the ground. You see… you pigs are just like tent pegs for ME. I just bop you on the head; and you are driven further into the MUD. Quite an amusing game indeed!
Kat & I went out for her birthday which was… AWESOME! Before we went out, I had her come over and get a special “birthday show” from this frothy cum eater. I swear; she had never seen anything like it and she was curled up in a ball on the couch giggling hysterically. Afterwards I could see the wheels turning in her head with a million evil ideas.
I have to say I got entirely too drunk that night drinking on an empty stomach which is never a good idea but now that I know how totally effective this is, I’m going to make sure to test it out on lots of you idiots. We went for a 2am STEAK; which sounds scary but it really wasn’t 
It’s a problem; that ISN’T you!
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