The Sexual Inadequacy of Diaperslut, Part One:

I hope everybody’s ready for storytime!  Gather around children… okay that’s close enough, I don’t need to smell you dirty nasty monkeys!  Now, the more clever little piggies among you probably already have an idea what this story will involve – the absolute and total sexual disaster that is Little Miss Sissy Baby Pansy Panties, aka Diaperslut.

When Diaperslut-slash-Little Miss Sissy Baby Pansy Panties started serving Me…  strangely enough, he actually was neither a disgusting diapered freak nor a complete femmy sissy slut! Can anybody guess what happened? Hahaha…

But what he absolutely was, like any worthless submissive pindicked loser freak, was Totally Useless To Women.  I have no problem with men in general, obviously, since they are just so much fun to use and abuse and humiliate and destroy, and I’m SO fucking GOOD AT IT! So when I say this scrawny loser was useless, I mean it in every sense of the word.   I mean, it is a common misconception that men with big bodies usually have big cocks too – My experience as an elite humiliatrix has taught Me that big guys are quite often hung like hamsters! Not a pretty sight, seeing a big ol’ American beer gut swinging low over a hairy flabby mess of junk that could easily pass as some nasty ass pussy but I totally TOTALLY digress.

You see children, even if a man has no penis, a woman can still put him to use in many, many ways.  She could have him push her heavy shopping cart, carry her bags, change a flat tire, landscape her yard, or even ride him around like a big stupid dog.  But I ask you, what is a woman to do with a 90 pound specimen of boyhood?

Well, I immediately perceived the steps that I would take to deal with this situation so that no sad, lonely woman would be in danger of ever going near this humiliated freak.  So I got the poor pindick poopypants to tell Me all about its failures with women.  It wasn’t hard to get it to open right up and pour out all of its extremely humiliating secrets to Me, like how it couldn’t ever stay hard to fuck its girlfriends…when it could get girlfriends, LOL… so they always cheated on him, and they even cheated on him with other girls.  Loserface would get its cock all hard and ready to go, and when it was time to be a man, he would turn into a eunuch.  LOLLLLLLLLL!!!!

It was obvious to Me that this candy assed little pansy was destined to be a cuckold, complete with a locking chastity cage, to which I and *only* I would have a key.  Hmm, the story’s just getting good – too bad I’m going out now, and you’ll have to wait to see what happens to our hero the cuckold chastity freak after it lost its girlfriend forever and found itself an owner!

Coming back to My hometown for a visit always feels somewhat like I’m at the State Fair.  When the little piggies get word that I’ll be coming, they just go fucking crazy for the chance to get all scrubbed up and curl their tails and show off their best tricks for Me. LOL! I mean, you’d think … I know it seems inredibly tiny to Me after a city with 4 million people, and My travels through the US and Europe, but still.  This place is big enough, with a couple hundred thousand people you’d really think there would have to be at least a few different ways for the boys to amuse themselves.  Maybe even a hot sexy humiliatrix or two?  Although it’s true, My talents for torturing and humiliating males is simply unparalleled. I can’t even count the number of boys who have realized they were submissive through their attraction to Me… or figured out they have a foot fetish… or say turned into a diaper wearing sissy cuckold loser FREAK!  Or developed an uncontrollable addiction to dominant lesbian humiliation- wait, isn’t that every guy?

Speaking of dominant lesbian humiliation My Member’s area is now open on C4SLive, think about it as a little tribute to Me. Dish out $100 and get to see Me, Kat’s A$$, and a few friends of mine like Morgana (who I’ll introduce to you later). The videos that I have to cum? Masturbatory control! While I’m licking Kat’s juicy ass? Forget About it!!! Ha…

But I digress, I guess this is really no different than the way things were in Chicago.  The piggies here are just all the more desperate to see Me in the short time I’m, uh, available? LOL you wish loser.  Let’s get one thing straight right now – you all would STILL have zero chance with this most Supreme Goddess and Humiliatrix even if you lived in My backyard!

I’m starting to think the ONE and ONLY benefit of being an incredibly pathetic fucking LOSER is that you will never know just how incredibly exhausting it is owning so much stuff! I mean, it is really impossible to wrap one’s head around just how MUCH stuff I have managed to fit into this amazing little apartment of mine! And yes, lol My apartment is on the small side, as you may know… size just isn’t My main criteria. For an apartment that is, OMFG – you and your teeny clitty are STILL shit out of luck, fuckface, so don’t even.

You would think packing up all My countless belongings is a job for slaves, and obviously the heavy lifting *will* be handled by brainless peons, but of course My possessions are too precious to be pawed over by perverts. I do wish My favorite kitty Kat was here to bend over b- uhhh, I mean help Me packing up boxes?? *POUT*

But even though it is terrible time consuming, I do like packing in a way, since virtually all of My many possessions bring up such hilarious memories for Me… memories of past humiliations I put you losers through, like all those pints of delicious warm piggy piss you faggots have been priviliged to drink so you could fill up My lingerie drawers with tiny slips of silk and lace you could never hope to touch… not to mention literally counltess Amazon certificates – I mean, I always tell Myself I’ll get around to adding up just how much piggie money I spend, one of these days just for fun, but *somehow* I’m always just too busy to care. That’s for you to deal with on your credit card bill isn’t it fuckface? Haha that’s right.

So just keep those dollars rolling in puppets, you know I’ve got a LOT of shopping to do in Cali.