I’m sure you money slaves  must be dying to know what Kat and I have gotten up to in the last couple days. So while I’m obviously not going to give you ALL the details, heh… well maybe if you beg… anyway, it was a hell of a long road trip getting here, but of course it got stretched out a little by the fact that you freaks were putting me up in luxury hotels every night. HAHA. I would never put up with the kind of travel conditions you do, I neeeeed luxury. So I spent a few days on the road, driving like a total sexy maniac and doing some serious bonding with My fucking hot ass Jeep Cherokee in the process. As a true humiliatrix I have no problem emasculating losers on the road, too… And I spent some serious quality time with My very best kitty friend, mewmew! She had a wonderful time wearing adorable outfits and tricking the border guards into thinking she was people. awwwww

Oh Financial domination, you are a beautiful thing, what is even more beautiful? Me of course!!!! I’m amazing fantastic and fantastical, which is why I own the internet. If you are looking for videos and pictures of MOI there are several places to get them online. You could start by checking out My new online stream which contains foot fetish, financial domination, sexiness and smoking fetish, humiliation and much more to come by clicking here –> http://financial-dominatrix.com.

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After you’ve done that you can find complete losers humiliated degraded and exposed at Piggy Roast: total loser humiliation.

Much more cumming soon, look forward to sissy school little girls.. I’m getting back into pantying you sluts!!!! Teacher is back in class!

No one knows it better than The Financial Dominatrix, that Financial Domination buys a pretty sexy lifestyle. I’ve not bothered to upload My recent pictures and videos keeping — only for the closest pets and a few mutts I’ve bestowed with My pity have received them. Toronto is seriously party town and I have to say I adore it. Bars should be open till FIVE like they are in Chicago… but hell, it can’t be perfect.

Catching up on Posting videos.

Aw, GOOD FUN. I woke up and took a dip in the HOT AS FUCK hot tub every morning and then jumped in the chilled refreshing pool before a day of shopping and a night of partying. That hot tub def. helped with a few hangovers.

xoxox

The one and ONLY

Financial Dominatrix

I’m celebrating two things today! First off I’m celebrating My 24th Birthday. The Goddess is wiser, meaner, and more refined than when she started out six years ago. Yes! It has been six years of devious financial domination, extreme humiliation and wallet rapings! I’m up early this morning and I’m about to hop into the bath as I know I’m going to look absolutely beautiful today.

Asus EEE PC is in Transit to arrive on MY BIRTHDAY =D

This next year is going to be something else entirely. So brace yourselves. It’s Goddess Jennifer, ontop of the world. Really want to please Me? Send Me an Interac, Bank, or Western Union Transfer or Give in and send Me your tribute now by niteflirt, Amazon E-Certificate (to goddess@absoluteroyalty.net), or by purchasing something off My Amazon Wishlist.

Every slave who contributes to My Birthday Celebration during My birthday week (until Sunday @ 12 PM) will be recieving a special devoted loser pack including an invitation to My exclusive public cam session.

xoxo

Goddess Jennifer

How could Einstein accomplish so much with a mere IQ of 160? Overexcitability is your answer.

Don’t expect what is satisfactory to you will be satisfactory to Me.

My body is extremely advanced and sensitive. When I was a young girl I would get headaches in school when they would be using cooking oil in the kitchen. Ugh; by the time I was picked up everyday to go out for lunch I would be sick from just smelling the food that the other children were eating. Have you heard of the Princess and The Pea? This Princess empathizes. This is Princess and the Pea for real and I am not apt* to living the live of a peasant. I buy only the highest quality cuts of meat, and if you weren’t so fatty you’d be next on My platter pig.

Yes, I’m white. No – I don’t tan. I’m not interested in it what-so-ever. I don’t have any blemishes to hide. I’m proud of My race. It isn’t that I view other races as inferior. I just know that My perfect porcelain skin is superior.

When it comes to food, perfumes, linens, only the best quality will do. You may not think that the extra $40 or $400 for luxury is worth it…. Think of this much like an insurance policy. I have higher requirements and demands; but the pay off will be so much greater in the end for being able to be a part of The New World. For ensuring the health and happiness of your Princess.

I am very sensitive to light as My perfect porcelain skin may have lead you to believe. I don’t like to go out during the day as this is near blinding to Me. I am extremely sensitive to many smells that other people do not even notice. Don’t even try to start to think you see the world as I do.

Being a supremely gifted individual I hold several unique gifts; “Dabrowski’s Overexcitabilities”.

Through My research I have learned these “Overexcitabilities” are genetic. They are found on both sides of My Royal Bloodline. They are also seen throughout time in accomplished individuals in the fields of Art, Science and Politics.

In the case of a natural disaster, asteroid, severe climate change My Kingdom will take root in the outside World. There will need to be a rise to power and I will be ready to fill that role and guide the new world.

I’ve undergone Positive Disintegration through my own intellectual and personal development. Dabrowski argued that only those who have went through Positive Disintegration would hold “true personality”.

I am functioning in an evolved human state; Many times you may not understand My reasons but you have to trust that I know better than you. Connecting the dots and drudging back through mounds of cognitive processes just so you; the animal can understand what I have to say… isn’t exactly on the top of My to do list.

Click here for Part one: You see why I am concerned and MUST look out for these Women’s safety and well-being. The government does not hesitate to step in to make a choice for someone who is not mentally able to do so. I must take evasive action! Ensuring tragedy does not take place by securing all small dicked wimps in chastity.

Now there are many methods for testing the waters (size wise) but due to all the growers (and the unfortunate shower breed of males) it can be rather difficult to feel out what you’ve got in store for you. Many of the less subtle methods are rather socially unacceptable. Methods such as asking outright “Hey?! Are you a pathetic limp dicked freak!?” and then gauging his reaction of uncomfortability.

If you’re like Kat and I, you probably won’t even consider the probability that the man you’re on a date with might not be exactly “Well endowed”. What kind of freak would think they came even close to having the right to date beautiful dominant women like ourselves without even sporting the right equipment?

Unfortunately not all women are as naturally superior as Katherine and I. We’re not put off by evolutionary change. You won’t see us hopefully wandering trying to find a place in this new world. No! We’ve found our place and we’re even willing to help our fellow Women with their transition by setting up safeguards for them. Would you really let a baby run around with a big sharp knife in a home full of uncovered outlets? Of course not.

That’s why we’re starting the puny pecker protection program. Protecting women from pathetic puny peckers everywhere. Urging worthless males to cover their parts and give US full control. It’s very admirable when you know you can’t control yourself. Think about it as your way of giving back.

This is ABSOLUTELY necessary. You see… Retarded women might actually SUBJECT themselves to a night with a puny porker like you! Even worse… if they’re the weaker of the female sex they’ll even PRETEND to like it!!!! To save your … delicate feelings…

Will they like it? NO! Dumb women? They can’t help it! They’re just following societies rules… or even worse… acting out of concern for your precious “feelings”. Does this mean they should be condemned have to have sex with worthless wanna be man like you? NO!

Just because society trained them to be subservient does not mean they should be subjected to your clitty hunny! You’ll be a lot better off when you start realizing… every woman you’ve ever been with… (that is if you’ve even BEEN with a woman!!) is a victim. A victim of having to experience the sheer boredom of being porked by Thumbelina!

The New Year is MINE! Cheer, spread the word, jump for joy, and grab your joystick! 2009 is The Year of Absolute Royalty! I’m in the car right now on My laptop going out for Dinner with My best male buddy. He drives Me around everywhere it’s awesome and in return I let him drive My Jeep (only while he’s driving Me around) It’s a great deal, I think. We’re listening to some awesome 80’s classic rock and going out for some steak & sushi for dinner.

I love driving. Especially in My new sparkillly baby but everything in Indiana is so sprawled out I pretty much need someone to drive Me around. How else would I be able to fiddle around on the internet with My BlackBerry Bold 9000? Or update My Livejournal on My laptop? Do My make-up in-route to the destination (I’m a maser of in car mascara… they say NO on the package but I’m just dangerous like that.) Or read Manga while blinding cars coming in the opposite direction with the dome light? Ja, life ist good.

As some of you know I totally fucked a lot of you over using My blonde wigs while I dyed My hair every color under the sun from April – December. I had white blonde then white blonde with purple and pink tips in a gradient, then I dyed it half light baby pink and half blonde, after that I went ALL HOT PINK (which was sexy as sin) and a few close devoted pets got to see! After that I went ALL PURPLE which was cool and deep…. Then I dyed the tips dark blood red and the rest of My hair black and BOY do I ever look STUNNING with black hair!

After that I went ALL black! Then redish burgundy, and back to My natural color of dark reddish brown with golden highlights. After close to a year of hair insanity I felt like I needed a change. A change back to the hair I had for the last few years prior. The hair I absolutely ADORE…. And that is BLONDE. After all… blondes DO have more fun. I know I do.

My current hair is a pretty light blonde in the front and in back a darker blonde with lots of golden and brown layers of color throughout the back. I’ve still got a bit of tweaking to do before it’s perfect (can’t take hair several levels without some dedication, time and proper care and attention)… but I &heart; it!

I had to start the year out right and a great way to do that is by having hair that I love!

My Vacation (see My private life money slavery journal for details) was lovely but cost Me a fortune. Which in turn is going to end up costing you brain dead doorknobs a fortune! I’m going to tally up what My vacation cost Me and put up a “Pay for My vacation” ticker on My website where you can reimburse Me for every meal out, every tab on room service, My hotel room, as well as any shopping done while I was out on My trip. This seems fair doesn’t it crickets?

Came back to the lakeside mansion with a gothic Lolita handbook that someone bought anonymously, a new Lolita dress, a plentiful gift basket from babyboner. and a ton of fishnets, nylons & pantyhose waiting for Me from My pathetic little hooker slave Speaking of which!

Hooker, your brainwashing voice recording is done. I’ll be sending it to your e-mail along with your promotion of receiving an @absoluteroyalty.net e-mail address! Your new e-mail is hooker@absoluteroyalty.net . Congratulations on being promoted. You can reward Me by calling My ignore lines on Niteflirt when I’m out having fun while you sit at home in chastity!

I also got a lot of gifts from family & friends and boys who are beyond devoted and addicted to Me. A Gorgeous necklace, $1000 from My beloved Mommy (thanks babyboner for dishing out the cash for all My mom’s presents this year she is going to LOVE the tasty fragrances I picked out!), video games (yay eee!),

Most importantly I’ve got My new vehicle which is a Jeep Grand Cherokee with SPARKLE PAINT (omgosh!) and a smashing leather interior and all the bells and whistles. Now it’ll just need a new stereo system which you boys, are going to be paying for and some monster tires so I can run pretty much everyone down.

As nice as it’s been staying in a Mansion by the lake I’m looking into getting My apartment all set up and going back to school for college next semester. If I can’t get back into college on this short notice I’ll probably be going back in fall and having My sugar daddies footing the bill for Me to party; oh and learn stuff too. Fucking over Ho-bags 101? I wish I could totally teach that class!

This video is HILARIOUS but you have to be 18+ or older…

Actually upon further examination… no-one should really watch this video.
Oh god… so funny…. it hurts
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