I’m starting to think the ONE and ONLY benefit of being an incredibly pathetic fucking LOSER is that you will never know just how incredibly exhausting it is owning so much stuff! I mean, it is really impossible to wrap one’s head around just how MUCH stuff I have managed to fit into this amazing little apartment of mine! And yes, lol My apartment is on the small side, as you may know… size just isn’t My main criteria. For an apartment that is, OMFG – you and your teeny clitty are STILL shit out of luck, fuckface, so don’t even.

You would think packing up all My countless belongings is a job for slaves, and obviously the heavy lifting *will* be handled by brainless peons, but of course My possessions are too precious to be pawed over by perverts. I do wish My favorite kitty Kat was here to bend over b- uhhh, I mean help Me packing up boxes?? *POUT*

But even though it is terrible time consuming, I do like packing in a way, since virtually all of My many possessions bring up such hilarious memories for Me… memories of past humiliations I put you losers through, like all those pints of delicious warm piggy piss you faggots have been priviliged to drink so you could fill up My lingerie drawers with tiny slips of silk and lace you could never hope to touch… not to mention literally counltess Amazon certificates – I mean, I always tell Myself I’ll get around to adding up just how much piggie money I spend, one of these days just for fun, but *somehow* I’m always just too busy to care. That’s for you to deal with on your credit card bill isn’t it fuckface? Haha that’s right.

So just keep those dollars rolling in puppets, you know I’ve got a LOT of shopping to do in Cali.

Double Trouble
Kat & Jen ruin your life!!!

Goddess Kat is coming down to visit Me! I don’t think have been this excited since I found out that I could actually get away with kicking men in the junk (oh ha ha, it never ceases to amuse me!).

Kitty Darling! I’ve missed you!!!! Moving into the new apartment and all, no internet… I’m going through double the Kat withdrawal… and now that the internet is set up I’ve got more roadblocks to paving my comfortability.

Then when Kat gets here with the Uhaul, I’ll have all my furniture and my KITTIES!! yay.. kitties and I’ll finally feel like My life is getting back to normal. I don’t even want to be in the apartment with My lack of amenities. Soooo I just go out all the time. Went out clubbing last night and out to eat at 6am, then ended up watching movies and crashing at a buddies place. Hehe.. I’ve been out like constantly…

So losers who want to peek into My life? Call the idiot ignore line and check my twitter status to see exactly what I’m up to at any given time.

I know you’re all dying to see tons of sexy pictures of Kat & I together…videos on clips4sale… and even an auction or two on ebanned. I’ll be taking keen calls again this upcoming week. So sissies hold on to your panties!

Fatasstrucker is coming down on March 4th, and if it’s lucky Kat will be in the mood to join in on the humiliation and absolute ruination. I’m getting a computer desk delivered tomorrow so you’ll be seeing a lot more of me online. I’m not really a huge fan of being on the computer without a desk which is why I haven’t been online to chat but my devoted boys can always send Me a text grovelling for attention or an e-mail which I check quite often.