Princess Addiction

I’m celebrating two things today! First off I’m celebrating My 24th Birthday. The Goddess is wiser, meaner, and more refined than when she started out six years ago. Yes! It has been six years of devious financial domination, extreme humiliation and wallet rapings! I’m up early this morning and I’m about to hop into the bath as I know I’m going to look absolutely beautiful today.

Asus EEE PC is in Transit to arrive on MY BIRTHDAY =D

This next year is going to be something else entirely. So brace yourselves. It’s Goddess Jennifer, ontop of the world. Really want to please Me? Send Me an Interac, Bank, or Western Union Transfer or Give in and send Me your tribute now by niteflirt, Amazon E-Certificate (to goddess@absoluteroyalty.net), or by purchasing something off My Amazon Wishlist.

Every slave who contributes to My Birthday Celebration during My birthday week (until Sunday @ 12 PM) will be recieving a special devoted loser pack including an invitation to My exclusive public cam session.

xoxo

Goddess Jennifer

Okay, I was being chauffeured around the other day in My truck; and My driver was totally retarded; and hit the vehicle in front of me. The car is under my name, as is the insurance so now I am dealing with piles of retarded paperwork and a nasty deductible! If there is anything I hate, paperwork is nearly on the top of this list. When my bill comes in the mail; you can be guess you fuckers are going to be paying my deductible; as well as MY insurance increase (not like you don’t pay MY insurance already). Oh; and speaking of bills that retarded whore ass nigga paid for some WoW for My friends and I.

Did the 80’s throw up on you?

Pammy’s girlfriend got into her e-mail and read all of the messages I’ve sent her; and our convos. For some reason she left her! I wonder if it was the big black dildo? or maybe the fact I made her dye her hair pink? Did the 80’s throw up all over you Pammy? I MEANT flamingo pink!

News: A little someone was EXTREMELY late paying; Payment PAID $3000: Current Owed $2000 in late charges Sadness: Grandpa died at 82 =( Annoying: Kat gave Me a FRICKEN COLD.

Anyways; I have this AWESOME domain coming up for renewal tomorrow! Can you guess what it is piggies?

I know one of you can! http://www._______-f________.com

Haha – It’s so fun to tease you

New pictures coming soon and lots of updates… I’m so happy this hell week is over!
Ugh!