Princess Addiction

I’m starting to think the ONE and ONLY benefit of being an incredibly pathetic fucking LOSER is that you will never know just how incredibly exhausting it is owning so much stuff! I mean, it is really impossible to wrap one’s head around just how MUCH stuff I have managed to fit into this amazing little apartment of mine! And yes, lol My apartment is on the small side, as you may know… size just isn’t My main criteria. For an apartment that is, OMFG – you and your teeny clitty are STILL shit out of luck, fuckface, so don’t even.

You would think packing up all My countless belongings is a job for slaves, and obviously the heavy lifting *will* be handled by brainless peons, but of course My possessions are too precious to be pawed over by perverts. I do wish My favorite kitty Kat was here to bend over b- uhhh, I mean help Me packing up boxes?? *POUT*

But even though it is terrible time consuming, I do like packing in a way, since virtually all of My many possessions bring up such hilarious memories for Me… memories of past humiliations I put you losers through, like all those pints of delicious warm piggy piss you faggots have been priviliged to drink so you could fill up My lingerie drawers with tiny slips of silk and lace you could never hope to touch… not to mention literally counltess Amazon certificates – I mean, I always tell Myself I’ll get around to adding up just how much piggie money I spend, one of these days just for fun, but *somehow* I’m always just too busy to care. That’s for you to deal with on your credit card bill isn’t it fuckface? Haha that’s right.

So just keep those dollars rolling in puppets, you know I’ve got a LOT of shopping to do in Cali.

I know the life of a Financial Dominatrix is supposed to be beautiful and classy but could it get any more beautiful and classy than this??? Well… maybe if I didn’t add the trash

Ha, the closest you'll come to My bed is MAKING IT

Here is a TRASHY picture for all of My piggies to save and worship.

xoxo

The Financial Dominatrix

This is going to be My fourth phone bought on slave’s dime. First the SideKick II, Blackberry 7250, Palm 700p and now I’m cashing in My amazon.com gift certificates from devoted paypets and raped losers to pick up the Blackberry BOLD.

It sure does look juicy doesn’t it? I’ve been looking for a few weeks to find the perfect phone. The Nokia E71 looked promising but I just couldn’t say no to the juicy sexy screen of the BlackBerry Bold. I’m not a big fan of the Iphone while it’s a good idea I couldn’t handle having touch screen only.

I eliminated anything without Querty immediately… a touch screen option would be nice as a back-up and to take quick notes. I really enjoyed the Querty + Touchscreen wh/ stylus on the Palm 700p (which I probably will be passing on to my mom to have her move on to being a little bit less technically retarded). They made the move to having external speakers on this beauty which means it’ll be great to watch movies on, catch up on youtube videos of slaves humiliating themselves for my amusement or just good old watching of pornography in inappropriate places.

A pet, preferably a cuckold loser is going to pay for my 3g wireless service and phonebill monthly. Contact Me for information on how to fill this lucky position of paying for something so personal.

I’m laying in bed overlooking the Lake and I have a perfect view of the waves crashing up against the shore – each one ignited by the moon-light.

Totally forgot about this, Ha Ha Ha...

Earlier this week decided last minute that I wanted to drop everything and fly to Chicago next day. So I booked my flight, packed my bags, and took off less than twelve hours later. I had some issues at the boarder. It’s a good thing that I left when I did. I’m told that if I don’t contact a lawyer and get some things worked out ASAP I’m going to lose my permanent residency which is absolutely tragic. If I go back to Canada (with a lawyers assistance) and willingly give up my permanent residency card I can file then file for a re-application and should be able to move back at my convenience. I would have to go through all sorts of garbage again! Fucking paperwork. It took me forever to get my residency and cost a fortune. I’ve sent paypig a demand for cash and it’s really important as my vacation is going to be extended (perhaps permanently!) until I can figure this whole thing out; something I didn’t exactly plan for!

Naturally I went shopping the moment I got into Chicago. I missed the city a lot, I missed the skyline, I missed Michigan Avenue.

I’m currently a hop skip and a jump outside of the city staying in a lake-front Mansion. I just got out of the large luxurious shower and I’m wrapped up in a sexy pink towel wrap that resembles lingerie. Dripping dry… So, Imagine me laying on my tummy with my legs bent at the knees while I show off My perfect soles painted pink from the heat of the shower.

Mwwaaah... superiority

For the next week or so I’m going to relaxxx a bit, take calls on keen, and once this lawyer thing is dealt with my bank account is lubed up again — I’ll be heading back into the city. Some major shopping is in order so e-mail me at worshipthequeen@gmail.com if you think you could be lucky enough to hold My bags while I hold your wallet in The Windy City.

What is with no where taking Credit Card here? The first hotel I stayed in even at 230 Euros a night was like the closet I keep My shoes in. Hello I am NOT a hamster! The hotel I am staying in right now is absolutely unreal. Much more suited to My tastes.

I’m dying to tell all of you pigs; ALL about My vacation but unfortunately due to creepy stalkers I cannot disclose my location at the moment. If you are a slave lucky enough; and loyal enough to Me to earn this privilege you must send tribute and contact Me via email.

You will all be thrilled to hear that I have a big time pictures update coming up, the release of My new Website on Valentines Day and the Members Area is going to be fully updated and rockin’ with a bunch of new content! Oh; and speaking of Valentines Day when I was browsing around Window Shopping this morning (totally freezing in My cute lil skirt I’m wearing) I came across a $260 Euros dress; THE PERFECT DRESS FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! E-mail Me on details of how to send Me money to buy Me this. It is short, lacey and white and the only one OF YOU LOSERS who is going to get a glimpse is the proud purchaser.