So let’s see, in My last diary entry I was filling My money slaves  in on *some* of My trip to Canada so far. I could tell you all about the hotels I stayed at, or the amazing five star restaurants AND the crazy roadside bars in the middle of nowhere bumfuck USA… but, you’re not worth the time, it would take all day to give an adequate account of all My adventures. I use the word adventures a lot, and it’s for a good reason; because interesting and exciting things happen all the time when you’re beautiful, brilliant and the most all around amazing person that everyone you ever meet has ever met.

I’m sure you money slaves  must be dying to know what Kat and I have gotten up to in the last couple days. So while I’m obviously not going to give you ALL the details, heh… well maybe if you beg… anyway, it was a hell of a long road trip getting here, but of course it got stretched out a little by the fact that you freaks were putting me up in luxury hotels every night. HAHA. I would never put up with the kind of travel conditions you do, I neeeeed luxury. So I spent a few days on the road, driving like a total sexy maniac and doing some serious bonding with My fucking hot ass Jeep Cherokee in the process. As a true humiliatrix I have no problem emasculating losers on the road, too… And I spent some serious quality time with My very best kitty friend, mewmew! She had a wonderful time wearing adorable outfits and tricking the border guards into thinking she was people. awwwww

No one knows it better than The Financial Dominatrix, that Financial Domination buys a pretty sexy lifestyle. I’ve not bothered to upload My recent pictures and videos keeping — only for the closest pets and a few mutts I’ve bestowed with My pity have received them. Toronto is seriously party town and I have to say I adore it. Bars should be open till FIVE like they are in Chicago… but hell, it can’t be perfect.

Catching up on Posting videos.

Aw, GOOD FUN. I woke up and took a dip in the HOT AS FUCK hot tub every morning and then jumped in the chilled refreshing pool before a day of shopping and a night of partying. That hot tub def. helped with a few hangovers.

xoxox

The one and ONLY

Financial Dominatrix

Someone is vying to lose a fucking head. I was bumped three; count them… one… two…three… times on the way back from Europe. Weather was shitty and obviously the Airlines Personnel are totally incompetent. So after seven hours of delays; I return to learn that they have LOST My designer luggage. Hello?! This luggage is worth more than you are!!! How… exactly…. do you LOOSE hot pink luggage?

What are the contents of this luggage? My new dress; paid for by iluvcock69; The results of My two weeks of shopping sprees; new tank tops, skirts, a new corset, and a ton of new lingerie; $1500 of make-up mostly from Pro outlets a total pain in the ass to replace; (Thank you government; I was just thinking to myself; I would love to HAVE to check all liquids and trust complete incompetent fools with my stuff! THANKS!) there were also my regular clothes; gifts; expensive shoes which were bought by you all… so you should be just as upset!

The bag also contained My laptop power brick which I use to communicate with you weirdos. So I can’t get any of My e-mails or messages until I get Myself a new laptop power brick. I’m on a “list” and they have Me calling to check the status constantly; but there have been no changes and the only people who ever pick up the phone are in call centers in India. It doesn’t look like I’m ever going to get this bag back as it has been like forever now. Someone is going to lose a jugular. I swear to god.

What is with no where taking Credit Card here? The first hotel I stayed in even at 230 Euros a night was like the closet I keep My shoes in. Hello I am NOT a hamster! The hotel I am staying in right now is absolutely unreal. Much more suited to My tastes.

I’m dying to tell all of you pigs; ALL about My vacation but unfortunately due to creepy stalkers I cannot disclose my location at the moment. If you are a slave lucky enough; and loyal enough to Me to earn this privilege you must send tribute and contact Me via email.

You will all be thrilled to hear that I have a big time pictures update coming up, the release of My new Website on Valentines Day and the Members Area is going to be fully updated and rockin’ with a bunch of new content! Oh; and speaking of Valentines Day when I was browsing around Window Shopping this morning (totally freezing in My cute lil skirt I’m wearing) I came across a $260 Euros dress; THE PERFECT DRESS FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! E-mail Me on details of how to send Me money to buy Me this. It is short, lacey and white and the only one OF YOU LOSERS who is going to get a glimpse is the proud purchaser.